Today in my ever monotonous Principles of Life Science class, we tactifully dove into the mitosis and meosis cell division process. Who knew monocots and dicots could be studied so in depth. Honestly, who cares that the monocotic corn kernal uses it's endosperm to survive?!?! I often wonder who was the ancient moron that decided to make the world ever so confusing for his future ancestors. He was living in a pure "Ingorence is Bliss" era where corn was a yellow edible veggie and not a diagram in my four pound book. Really, think about it. The days when the world was flat, and things were bought with sticks and stones. Wouldn't that make life ever so pleasant. No rediculous politics with menopausal women running the country and not having the world thrown into utter chaos over a black, think liquid. Maybe I will run for Pres....
--Sarah
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Sarah,
First, would you like a little cheese with your wine? Really, the author of the complexity which you deride is none other than God himself. Are you sure you want to take him on??????? Next, if you wish to return to your blissful day of ignorance when the world was flat please return the following items:
Your
cell phone
computer
refrigerator
stove
microwave
car
indoor plumbing
and most of all THE INTERNET you FEAKAZIOD!!!
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