A "General" Epidemic

Hola,

Our bodies are remakable machines. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year...until you die, the body does amazing things! One of the best things it does for us is protect us from diseases. The thymus gland is one of the organs participated in this complex process called "phagocytosis." Unfortunatley, as we age the thymus gland decreases in mass. This sudden decrease limits the potential of millions of powerful t-cells to muture. Without the population of many t-cells, diseases and other malevolent entities can uphold residence within our bodies. Thus, cancer may form, we could catch influenza, multiple sclerosis, cystic fibrosis, palsy, or the ever silent but deadly gonoherpasyphilaids! I believe however i have found the source of this dramatic down size in thymus glands. The answer lies in breakfast. Every morning millions Americans wake up and contemplate what to dine on for breakfast. Thier mind often turns to a box full of sin! Cereal is culprit. "General Mills" produces millions of artifically flavored, puffed corn kernals, that get stuck in the fossas of our teeth. Once these minature health killers are masticated and digested they begin to reak their havoc. Once the "puffed corn has been chewed it turns into a substance of grotesque features, it secreates enzymes into the blood stream. These enzymes then attach themselves to the antibodies located on immature t-cells. Then once the t-cells reach the thymus the cereal bits begin necroting thymus tissue. Eventually we get sick and die. So i implore you my friends, stop this utter madness! Rebel against general mills and thier horrific products. I have quit eating cereal and my health is better than ever before. Make yourself a delicious pancake or smoothie for breakfast, instead of going the american way and eating a bowl of "satan's food." Fight for your health and join my rebellion!!!

Thanks!

Max