Every so often I am given the glorious opportunity to speak to some of God's dumbest creations. It simply boggles my mind that some of the people I get to converse with at my work, don't have the slightest idea on the correct manner to speak with someone over the phone, and how to approach a situation appropriatly. THEN they assume because I work somewhere, I can do Deity skills as in parting the Great Salt Lake. For instance, I had this "polite" and I use that term loosly, women call in because she had left her card in the ATM...in St. George. She wanted to know why in the world her card was gone, and demanded that I(yes she singled me out....not just someone, but she wanted me) drive down to St. George and with my Godlike abilities, unlock the secure ATM and retrieve her card. "Okay, I will do that!", was instantly what I said to her..."just a sec, let me grab some floo powder, I will be there in a matter of minutes." I mean COME ON!!! Then when I tell her she has to wait until Monday, she freaks out like she won't survive the weekend with out her plastic lifeline....has anyone ever hear of these green paper pieces called bills. I mean all you have to do is pay what ever you decide to spend your money on, with dollarbills. Is that unheard of or what? Don't blow up at me if there is a simple solution and you are just to bull headed to actually think for yourself. Hey it actually might do you some good to think, you m ay get something accomplished...ever think of that???? Didn't think so, that's why I thought of it for you.
--Sarah
